Jar of Fucks

Description

​Are you completely out? Low on stock? Need a definitive, physical way to display your current emotional resources? Look no further. This meticulously crafted Jar of Fucks to Give is the ultimate, unapologetic statement piece for your home or office.

​Caption: “When they ask where they all went… point to the jar. This high-quality glass Mason jar comes with a custom-engraved wooden lid, declaring in elegant script precisely what it contains: ‘Fucks to Give.’ Packed to the brim with small, precisely laser-cut wooden tokens, this is the perfect conversation piece to clarify that your inventory is, in fact, definitively full. Place it on your desk for maximum impact. No actual fucks were harmed in the making of this humorous artifact.”